Some bears are born great.
Some achieve greatness.
And some just want to have a really great time.
My name is Cameron, and two months ago I came to live at Camera Obscura and World of Illusions. It is a pretty cool place, except I am getting bored of just sitting looking cute in the shop. Some of my brothers and sisters have already been adopted by nice families, but I have bigger fish to fry: I have a bear bucket list!
First up was escaping the zoo.
Then I had to get some computer skills. A computer is something that humans use to speak to each other instead of speaking, which means I can use it to speak to the world!
I had to wait for someone to open the door to the office because the handle is too high. When the door opened and I waddled in, the boss made a squeaky rawr noise and ran away.
Now that they have accepted I am no ordinary bear, they are going to let me speak to you with the computer. Paws are not useful for typing, but I have discovered I can stab at the keys with a stick humans use for ordinary writing. Now that I can use Word I am already better than almost every bear and many humans at computers.
I had to learn to ‘blog’, because I am going to have an adventure! I will be like a real Bear Grylls. I will travel the world, starting with Edinburgh, and visit castles and go on boats and climb hills. (And the stairs at Camera Obscura. This is hard when you have legs as short as mine.)
Then next month there is an event called ‘The Festival’. It sounds a bit scary, especially the way some people talk about it, but I have found out that it is a fun thing with shows and ‘comedians’, which is a thing that makes humans laugh. Thousands of them might scare some little bears, but not me!
That is all the writing I can do, but come back and read about my first adventure! Who knows, perhaps my travels will turn me into a celebearty myself.